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Welcome to pukeymcpukerson.com — home of Pukey McPukerson, Barfley the Dog, Snotty Nora and the Gunk Gang. Hilarious chapter books, slime science, free printables, games and zero boring pages. Perfect for reluctant readers!

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💩 Our gross origin story — About

From a cafeteria puke-tastrophe to a reading revolution

Pukey McPukerson was born in 2016 when teacher-turned-author Milo Splat noticed his 3rd graders would read ANYTHING if it had boogers in it. So he wrote the grossest, kindest, funniest book he could — and kids went bananas.

Slime and gross humor for kids
100% KID-TESTED ✔
About Pukeyville • Since 2016

Hi! I'm Pukey. I puke when I laugh. I laugh... a lot.

I'm 9, I'm Irish-ish, I have a dog named Barfley who farts thunder, and a best friend Snotty Nora who can shoot a booger 12 feet. Together we save Pukeyville from boring homework, broccoli monsters, and Principal Stinkbottom.

  • 📖 Lexile® 520L–720L — perfect for 1st–5th grade, dyslexia-friendly font
  • 💚 Kind gross: zero bullying, all about friendship, courage & hygiene (sort of)
  • 🧪 STEAM inside: real slime science, volcano barf experiments in every book
  • 🏆 Awards: Giggle Book Award 2024, Parents' Stinkiest Choice 2025
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Mission

Turn “I hate reading” into “ONE MORE CHAPTER!”

Short chapters, cliffhangers every 4 pages, comics + text hybrid. Designed with literacy coaches for reluctant, ADHD and ESL readers.

Values

Gross outside, golden heart inside

Pukey always apologizes, cleans up his puke, stands up for weird kids, and learns to brush his teeth. Eventually.

Promise

Parents love us. Teachers worship us.

Free 40-page educator guides, quizzes, no swear words, no mean humor. Just glorious, harmless bodily-function comedy.

📚 The library of doom

7 books. 1,000+ farts. Infinite giggles.

Collect them all! Each book works standalone but gets funnier in order. Hardcover, paperback, audiobook narrated by a guy who can burp the alphabet.

Pukey McPukerson and the Cafeteria Catastrophe book
Book 1 • Bestseller

The Cafeteria Catastrophe

Taco Tuesday + spinning teacups = the puke heard round the school. 128 pp.

$7.99 $12.99

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Book 3 • Fan fave

Camp Puke-a-Lot

Mosquitoes, mystery meat and the legendary Snipe Hunt. With glow-in-dark snot.

$8.99

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Book 7 • New!

And the Snot Rocket 🚀

Nora builds a rocket powered entirely by sneezes. NASA is concerned. 144 pp.

$9.99

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📖 Book 2: Barf Day Blowout

Pukey's birthday party on a bouncy castle after chili dogs. You can guess.

👻 Book 4: Haunted Toilet

The school bathroom is haunted by the Ghost of Plumbers Past.

🦷 Book 5: Tooth Fairy Betrayal

Pukey glues his tooth to a skateboard for extra cash. Chaos.

🧟 Book 6: Zombie Boogers

Nora's science project comes alive and eats homework. Heroically.

🤪 Meet the Gunk Gang

Weirdos, welcome. Normal kids, beware.

Pukey McPukerson character
Hero • 9 y.o.

Pukey McPukerson

Power: projectile puke when nervous. Weakness: broccoli, math, girls saying hi.

Barfley the dog
Sidekick • Dog

Barfley 💨

A beagle-bulldog who communicates exclusively in farts. Morale support.

Snotty Nora character
Genius • 9 y.o.

Snotty Nora

Inventor, sniper with tissues, future Nobel Prize in Snotology. IQ 142.

Principal Stinkbottom villain
Villain • Principal

Principal Stinkbottom

Hates fun, loves detention slips, secretly collects rubber ducks. Shhh.

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🗺️ Explore Pukeyville

A town built on burps & bravery

Puke Mountain, Lake Loogie, Stinkbottom Elementary, Granny's Pickle Factory that smells like feet. Every location has a map, a monster, and a fart joke with educational value.

2016
Cafeteria Incident. Milo Splat self-publishes 200 copies. Sells out in 2 days at school fair.
2020
1M readers. Book 4 hits NYT kids list. Barfley gets his own plush that farts.
2025
Pukeyverse explodes. Animated pilot, Slime Lab kits in 3,000 schools, live Barf-O-Rama tour.
Enter Slime Lab 🧪
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Real kids. Real snorts.
92% of parents report “just one more chapter” begging.
🧪 Interactive — Slime Lab

Test your gross-o-meter

Tap ingredients to brew virtual Barf Slime. Warning: highly educational, mildly disgusting.

🧪 Puke-O-Meter 3000

Gross level: 10% — Mildly icky

Add stuff, scientist!

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🎨 25 FREE printables: mazes, comics, barf bingo!

Word searches that spell FART, design-your-own-puke monster, reading logs with poop emojis as rewards. Teachers: full CCSS-aligned guides.

Free printables for kids Send Me The Pack 📩
⭐ 12,400 five-star barfs

Kids beg. Parents brag. Teachers stockpile.

★★★★★

“My son hates reading. He read Book 1 in ONE night with a flashlight.”

— Jessica M., mom of 8 y.o., Texas
★★★★★

“The only book my whole 3rd grade class fights over. I bought 6 copies.”

— Mr. Delgado, teacher, Ohio
★★★★★

“It’s disgusting. It’s hilarious. It’s awesome. 100/10 would puke again.”

— Leo, age 9, official review
📰 Pukeyville Gazette — News

Fresh splats from the sewer press

New books, tour dates, slime recipes, contests and printable drops. Click any splat to read the full story.

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Check back soon for Book 8 leaks, tour dates and slime experiments!

Join the Gunk Gang — get a FREE Book 1 sample + slime recipe!

One gross-fun email per week. No spam, only splam. Unsubscribe anytime (but Barfley will cry).

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❓ Parents ask, Pukey answers

Is this too gross? (No.)

Short answer: it's gross like boogers, not gross like mean. Pediatricians, librarians and grandmas approve.

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🤔 What age is Pukey McPukerson for?

Perfect for 6–12 (grades 1–6). Short chapters, big fonts, illustrations every 2 pages. Great for reluctant, dyslexic and ESL readers. Toddlers will just lick the slime pictures.

🤮 Is it too disgusting for school?

Nope! Zero swears, zero bullying, zero gore. 100% harmless potty humor + real lessons about friendship, apologizing and washing hands. Used in 3,000+ classrooms.

📚 What order should we read?

Start with Book 1: Cafeteria Catastrophe, then go in order for running jokes. But each book recaps in 1 page, so you can jump in anywhere — even Book 7.

🎧 Is there an audiobook?

Yes! All 7 books, narrated with 40+ voices, fart sound effects and Barfley snores. 2–3 hours each — perfect road trip.

🎁 Do you do school visits?

Yes! Virtual + in-person Barf-O-Rama shows with live slime. Email via contact section for 2026 dates.

📬 Say hi (don’t send real puke)

Contact Professor Pukington

Fan art, birthday shoutouts, teacher bulk orders, press, tour bookings — we read everything! Response in 2 days, usually with a fart joke.

📧 Fan mail: [email protected]
📦 Bulk orders: schools get 30% off 10+ copies
🎪 Tour 2026: 22 cities — see news section!

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